I'm Bored! Give me something to laugh at!

Kira masing2 pakat2 meniarap jea la kat atas tu...hahhahaha...org kampung mana la nih...

Bro Sue punye family car...hehehhehe...askar dah bertambah...

kegunaan lain untuk helmet...

Radenumar wrote:Bro Sue punye family car...hehehhehe...askar dah bertambah...

nengok gambar ada 7 buah
takleh nak lebal kat saya lagi nie......
teringat Tuan Rospa aritu kata trailer dia nak masyuk 8
buat masa nie sesuai utk Tuan Rospa dulu....... hahaha
tabik sori tuan

zulkarnaen wrote:


kegunaan lain untuk helmet...

bagus jugak idea mamat nie
moral of the story dr gambar nie - brain storming
- yg buruk masih ada gunanya kalau kita kreatif
- helmet tu boleh guna utk cebok air basuh moto
- kalau bawa ke mana2 helmet nie bini tak suspect nak bawa passenger lain, rupa2nya ada spare sponge...... hahaha

mamat ni kunci helmet tu nak elak kena curi.. seburuk2 helmet penting juga woo.. kalau dah terpaksa ..janji boleh letak atas kepala..

Tapi kalau dah terlampau buruk, nak pakai pun tak selesa ?? boleh membahayakan diri sendiri , buat apa kiter menggunakannya. Cadangan Bro Sue tuu bagus, stanby if required !!!!.

tp dia punye dah modified tuh, dah taruk sponge tebal dah tuh...hehheheh...safety first...

vip parking.. ade roda tu, bole bawak kemana2....

Betul tu yang penting Safety First,

basikal canggih...

kreatif sungguh la tn basikal nih...nak beli motor tak mampu, dapat wat ghupa motor pun dah kira ok laaaa...

motor tu.. enjin je tak ade..

HALAL KE TAK NI ?

ada berani?

ade berani buat camni pakai chery ?

Agak2 keta nih jalan macam mana?

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mmg best.... sakit perut gue

HAHAHA........cayalah.....kawan pun ada cerita dari pantai timur ni.....satu malam semasa sedang bertugas di lapang sasar bersama anggota.....terkeluar satu teka teki yang agak bodoh tapi logiknhya ada.

Kenapa penyu bertelur di atas pasir daratan dan tidak di atas pasir dalam laut...hmm...macam macam jawapan ada......kawan pun ada mencuba tapi katanya pakar buat lawak ni....semuanya salah....

akhirnya jawapan bodoh itupun diberi.........
Kerana kalau bertelur dalam air laut, ada garam maaaaaaa......pedih woooo......hahahahaha......

HUHUHU........... CAYO LAH....................

MANE LAGI .................. BOLE HILANGKAN BORING...................... BILA NENGOK NYA

Sebuah kedai di Ipoh Parade
Apa kata anda?
Patut ada ataupun tak kedai macam nie di Malaysia?


2004 ketika saya di Amsterdam

HUHUHU............IPOH OK KOT...............

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

>
> Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
> Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
> Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
> Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Samsung Electronics
> Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
> Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
> Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
> Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> RAC Motoring Services
> Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling inAustralia ?'
> Operator: ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
> 'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Directory Enquiries
> Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
> Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
> Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
> Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
> Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
> 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
> Customer: 'OK'.
> Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
> Customer: 'No'.
> Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
> Customer: 'No'.
> Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
> Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
> Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------
> There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
> Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):
>
> Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
> Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
> Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
> Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
> Operator: 'Went away?'
> Caller: 'They disappeared.'
> Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
> Caller: 'Nothing.'
> Operator: 'Nothing??'
> Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
> Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
> Caller: 'How do I tell?'
> Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
> Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
> Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
> Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
> Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
> Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
> Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
> Caller: 'I don't know.'
> Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
> Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
> Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
> Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
> Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
> Caller: 'No.'
> Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
> Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
> Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
> Caller: 'I can't reach.'
> Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
> Caller: 'No.'
> Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
> Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
> Operator: 'Dark??'
> Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
> ' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
> Caller: 'I can't.'
> Operator: 'No? Why not??'
> Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
> Operator: 'A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
> Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
> Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
> Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it.

> Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
> Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
> Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
> Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
> Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!'

Title: Logic Thinker
Description:
Pada suatu hari di sebuah gerai makan, masuklah seorang berpakaian smart (panggil Ajoi jer ek..) dan minum di gerai tersebut.
Tauke warung tersebut (Wak) yg boring takde pelangan lain mengajak Ajoi berbual..
Wak : Apa Pekerjaan Bapak?
Lalu Ajoi itu jawab: “Ooooo saya adalah seorang Logic Thinker”.
Wak pelik dan bertanya: “Logic thinker? Kerja aper tu?”
Ajoi menjawab: Susah nak terangkannya, bukan pekerjaan yg biasa, tapi saya akan beri Wak satu contoh ok?
Wak : OK!
Ajoi: Ok mula-mula – Apakah Wak punya akuarium?
Wak : O ya saya ada akuarium yg besar di rumah.
Ajoi: Ok kalau Wak ada akuarium, logiknya Wak ada ikan.
Wak : Yup saya ada ikan macam-macam jenis.
Ajoi: Kalau Wak ada ikan, pasti Wak sayang binatang.
Wak : O ya betul sekali saya sangat sayang pada binatang.
Ajoi: Kalau Wak sayang binatang, apalagi pada anak anda! Anda pasti sangat menyayangi anak anda.
Wak : Betul sekali (suka) saya mencintai anak saya lebih dari ikan.
Ajoi: Inilah logiknya, jika Wak ada anak, pasti Wak ada isteri.
wak : Mestilah, saya memang ada isteri yg cantik jelita.
Ajoi: Tentu saja saya tahu karena itu semua hanya logik jer. OK sekarang pertanyaan terakhir, jika anda ada isteri dan anak, bererti anda tidak mati pucuk! Betul?
Wak : 100% betul saya tidak mati pucuk.
Ajoi: Hmm begitulah lebih kurang logic thinker itu.
Wak: Ooo begitu ek? Wak faham sekarang (sambil takjub).

Setelah pelangganya itu pergi, datanglah kawannya dan Wak bertanya:

Kawan: Aku tgk Wak borak bukan main rancak, citer aper?

Wak : Ooo tadi saya berbual pasal kerjaya Logic Thinker.

Kawan: Apa itu Logic Thinker?

Wak : Begini saya terangkan (muka konfiden giler).

Pertama-tama saya tanya dahulu, Ko ada akuarium tak?

Kawan Wak : Takde, naper?

Wak: (berkata dgn keras dan pasti) BERERTI ANDA MATI PUCUK!!!

p/s : so korang ade akuarium kat umah tak??